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# The Hamilton Morris Mud/WTR Hotline is Stranger Than We Expected
- URL: https://ghost.psymposia.com/the-hamilton-morris-mud-wtr-hotline-is-stranger-than-we-expected/
- Published: 2026-06-09T16:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-29T01:01:49.000Z
- Author: Mike Elliott
- Tags: Videos, #youtube, #youtube-transcript

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## Transcript

*This transcript was generated automatically from YouTube's captions, then cleaned up by removing filler words, repeated words and background sounds. It may still contain errors.*

[\[00:00\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=0s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) Did he say coffee never loved you? \[laughter\] Yes. So stupid. So that's the mudwater Hamilton Morris hotline. I need to know if this was his idea or someone else's. I think with Hamilton it should be a call a cold open of you calling just like the phone ringing. All right, let's do it. You have reached the water caffeine abuse hotline. I am your pharmacological advisor, Hamilton Morris, and I know why you're calling. 137 trimethal in your name.

[\[00:45\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=45s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) Caffeine. The black brew has you and you want out. You're scared. Good. Leaving will not be easy. But I will help you break this addiction to old coffee. I will help you break the cycle of reckless caffeination. I offer something better. But new organic mushroom coffee. Oh man, that turns brewed with the caffeine of your boring cup of Joe. You will have all the power you need to defeat this enemy. Press one and let me show you the way. Press one, Russ. Yeah, show us the way, Hamilton. Show us the way. There's no other option. There's no like press two for anything else.

[\[01:32\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=92s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) It's only You are safe. You are loved. I am Hamilton Morris and I will guide you through this transition. I will not abandon you. But first, I need you to do something for me. Put down the cup of coffee. Set it down now. Eric, \[laughter\] this is only the beginning. You stand at the threshold between two worlds world. Behind you, the old one, the old you. Sad anxious. Sounds like a guy trying to be a dom for \[laughter\] the first time. Before you lie a vast desert, unforgiving. I have walked this and I will show you the way. But I have one rule.

[\[02:19\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=139s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) Do not touch the cup. You will be tested by the serpent king. And if you survive, if you keep your faith in me from Hamilton Morris, you will emerge unscathed. You will await. Oh, press two with him. Enter the desert. Is that what it say? Oh, it just keeps going. See? Okay. Press two. Sounds like Tron. We are in nervous system. begins. The receptors long occupied by the invader are unable to fend off the adenazine tempest. The body hungers for relief. I have felt \[laughter\] this fire. I have known brea out through the mouth. You are the pilgrim in the wasteland and I must show you the water.

[\[03:07\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=187s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) But I cannot drink it for you. Stay with me to croaches. You must resist \[laughter\] a little be. I can only show you the foot you must walk it. \[laughter\] Say to Hamilton, I have just your soul. I will make you mad. Is he reading this? I don't know. You fitters and anxiety. Nothing. Old coffee never loved you. It flank your mornings, your nights, your stillness. Observe how it starves without you. You will fail without me. You will be dawn. You will disappoint. Your boss. \[laughter\] The foul beast has the memory of what you were.

[\[03:54\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=234s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) But you are no longer that person. You are between death and resurrection. And here at the cliff's edge, I will teach you the secret. Desert is not it is purification. This serpent cannot but you. Is he just going to do this forever? Is it like a loop of I am Hamilton Morris? Feels like they're approaching some kind of God. I hope so. Did he say coffee never loved you? Yes. \[laughter\] I don't want to derail it earlier, but going through it with him. Oh, that it. I don't know. I feel like he's got to come in here at the end, right? Got to be some ad for mud water. It's probably just going to Okay, I think that's it. Please try again. What? \[laughter\] We are in it now.

[\[04:39\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=279s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) Okay. By Hamilton. So stupid. So that's the mudwater Hamilton Morris hotline. I need to know if this was his idea or someone else's cuz I Well, you got to read here. Actually, play the real quick. There's an Instagram video where I found this from his page and Mudwwater's page shared together. That's an advertisement for this hotline. Give that a play real quick. It's over there. Mudwater caffeine abuse hotline. This is your pharmacological adviser, Hamilton Morris. Let's begin. It's the Hamilton Morris caffeine abuse hotline. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This is like a not this one. Yeah. Abuse hotline. It's the Hamilton Morris Caffeine Abuse Hotline.

[\[05:26\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=326s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) So I'm And so he was chosen. Is it like a joke? Like he's like overplaying how terrible caffeine is or he's definitely overplaying it. But what's notable is let me share my screen. There's a funny comment on one of these videos that I think is is notable. See here. So this is a comment on that video where he's saying someone says Hamilton is my goat for real. Which also, if you look at any video of Hamilton online, he seems to have an army of people that go around saying he's their goat and then drink mudwater responds, he's everyone's goat. That's why we called him and now you can call him, too. And it's like, yeah, they know what they're doing.

[\[06:12\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=372s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) He's the spokesperson for any supplement that you want to get authority behind for \[laughter\] this. And he's done those ads before. Yeah. Didn't he do like an Apple one or some \[expletive\] Oh, yeah. He's had his dad, Errol Morris, was like one of the first people to film ads for Apple computers and him one of them. Do we want to share that? It's a pretty fun one, too. Oh, I can look it up real quick. He's such a little baby in it. Yeah, totally. He's not that silver fox yet in yet. No. Oh, sorry. Hold on. kind of a pain to carry around a whole lot of CDs. So, I try and stick all of them inside one case, but that never works cuz then it puts too much pressure on the little door and always get cracked and split open.

[\[06:59\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=419s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) You have these heavy textbooks that are banging against them all day and CDs spill out and they get scratched by all the crumbs in your bag. I love my iPod. 100 CDs and something that's, you know, that big. So much music. It makes me feel powerful. Let's play that one real quick. music makes me feel powerful. \[laughter\] Get this off my screen. Go away. Makes me feel powerful already. Suck that deep voice. The sweet baritones of an advertiser. I feel like there's like no way you get that ad without being a Nepo baby cuz he had no emotion in a se like any of the lines he read. He was like, "It's all in your bag and then you get crumbs on it and \[laughter\] then scratched up and there's no way you get that job on your own merits.

[\[07:50\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=470s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) There's no way merits either. We need an actor for this commercial real quick." Well, I know a guy. He's my son. Yeah. \[laughter\] Bring your kid to work day. You end up in an Apple advertisement by Errol Morris. But yeah, I just wanted to bring those to our attention because Hamilton loves to go around talking about how he's the authority on on drugs and drug approval and all this stuff. And meanwhile, he's kind of a sellout. I mean, the dude has become a supplement pharmaceutical advisor, if that's what you want, if that I don't know if that's his real title or just what he goes by in their commercials. and then resident chemist helping pharmaceutical companies patent psychedelic medicine for Compass Pathways.

[\[08:37\]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjON0JlUxBA&t=517s&ref=ghost.psymposia.com) Like he's bought into the industry. He has a stake in a lot of these things that's bigger than just an interest. Yeah. So, no, I did not know about this until just now. This is my first time finding out about this hotline and I will never forgive either of you for introducing me \[laughter\] good. This is a piece of bonus content from our Patreon channel. If you like what you see, you can check out more at patreon.com/psymposia.